wonk v3.0

WELLINGTON: New Zealand Telecom sent a man a phone bill with an extra charge of $279 listed for his “being an arrogant bastard“.

“Smash a pumpkin, kill a Heidi” - TISM

NEWSFLASH: AUSTRALIA GETS DRUNK, WAKES UP IN NORTH ATLANTIC

It’s a girl!

(2:17PM 20/01/02)

Drive-By Routing (Using a Cisco 2511)

‘N Sync have been dropped from Starwars Episode II.

No expense was spared when the Victorian Government decided to design and build a palatial new platform for Port Phillip Bay’s fur seals to lounge about on.
Eleven months and more than $210,000 later, the bay has what one regular visitor described as “a friggin’ Taj Mahal for seals“.

On the Twelth Day of Christmas
My network gave to me:
Twelve kiddies scripting
Eleven users spamming
Ten trojans listening
Nine routers crashing
Eight worms still probing
Seven servers DOSing
Six switches freezing
Five flapping routes
Four calling NOCs
Three bad hubs
Two fiber cuts
And a virus on my brand new XP

Good news today. The boy/girl band ‘Steps’ has split up. A few of the other groups I would like to see disbanded include

• Human Nature
• Backstreet boys
• N’Sync
• Blue
• S-Club 7
• Bardot
• Scandl’us (or whatever they call themselves)
• Sugarbabes
• Destiny’s Child

Bring on the good old aussie rock.

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