Australia gets drunk

NEWSFLASH: AUSTRALIA GETS DRUNK, WAKES UP IN NORTH ATLANTIC

It’s a girl!

It’s a girl!

(2:17PM 20/01/02)

No expense was spared when the Victorian Government decided to design and build a palatial new platform for Port Phillip Bay’s fur seals to lounge about on.
Eleven months and more than $210,000 later, the bay has what one regular visitor described as “a friggin’ Taj Mahal for seals“.