December 2001
Monthly Archive
Uncategorized31 Dec 2001 10:56 am
On the Twelth Day of Christmas
My network gave to me:
Twelve kiddies scripting
Eleven users spamming
Ten trojans listening
Nine routers crashing
Eight worms still probing
Seven servers DOSing
Six switches freezing
Five flapping routes
Four calling NOCs
Three bad hubs
Two fiber cuts
And a virus on my brand new XP
Uncategorized28 Dec 2001 11:54 am
Good news today. The boy/girl band ‘Steps’ has split up. A few of the other groups I would like to see disbanded include
- Human Nature
- Backstreet boys
- N’Sync
- Blue
- S-Club 7
- Bardot
- Scandl’us (or whatever they call themselves)
- Sugarbabes
- Destiny’s Child
Bring on the good old aussie rock.
Uncategorized25 Dec 2001 12:00 am
Uncategorized17 Dec 2001 01:42 pm
Ever wondered why the US Air Force are still using B-52 Bombers they’ve had since the 60’s? The answer is cost.
“So keeping 94 B-52s flying costs about $250 million a year — less than half the cost of one new B-2.“
Uncategorized10 Dec 2001 10:08 am
In an amazing scientific breakthrough, Australian scientists have discovered how lint gets in your belly button.
Uncategorized04 Dec 2001 09:56 am
SilliconValley.com has a story about how Cisco started from a project at Stanford University. This is the other side of the story from what you will hear from the Cisco PR machine.