wonk v3.0

Robot learns to reproduce.

Wow.. scary stuff. Won’t be long now until they start breeding little arnie-like terminator bots and come to wipe us all out.

I’m currently in the process of changing hosting providers so if the site isn’t working properly that would be why.

If you’re planning on visiting Sydney for the Olympics this guide will help you work out what us aussies are saying. Even if you’re not visiting here, have a read anyway.

Thinking of taking a day off? Have a look at what you’re asking for.

You know you drink too much coffee when…

An example of what can happen on live radio.

Did you hear the one about the computer that flatlined?

If God had intended Man to Smoke, He would have set him on Fire.

According to this press release 1/3 of all Australian homes now have internet access. An even more interesting figure in there is that 51% of country folk have net access from their home.

I know petrol prices are high at the moment.. but this is just too much!